{"id":723,"date":"2011-02-02T07:55:44","date_gmt":"2011-02-02T02:55:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nettiesworld.com\/?p=723"},"modified":"2017-06-29T10:29:20","modified_gmt":"2017-06-29T17:29:20","slug":"scenes-from-a-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/old.adoptedjoy.com\/?p=723","title":{"rendered":"Scenes From a Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A Tuesday like any other, filled with variety.<br \/>\nFirst things first, a jaunt to the orthodontist with Geneva,<br \/>\nafter which we drove through a car wash with Oma&#8217;s lovely green minivan,<br \/>\nwhich has been carrying around an increasingly insufferable load of Arizona dirt,<br \/>\nand now is once again restored to its proper shine and glory.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Thereafter school commenced,<br \/>\nwith History, Great Books, Art, and &#8211;<br \/>\nbecause the Mother Unit (that would be me)<br \/>\nhad enough of tip-toeing around 8,000 legos on her living room floor,<br \/>\nand wouldn&#8217;t allow them to be transferred to the dining room table,<br \/>\nsome outdoor work on the venerable Venator.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-725\" href=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/?attachment_id=725\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-724\" style=\"border: 10px solid black;\" title=\"20110201_113830\" src=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110201_113830-450x337.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" \/><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-725\" style=\"border: 10px solid black;\" title=\"20110201_113908\" src=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110201_113908-378x450.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"378\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a>It&#8217;s coming along&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-726\" href=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/?attachment_id=726\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-726\" style=\"border: 10px solid black;\" title=\"20110201_113940\" src=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110201_113940-450x337.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~*~*~*~*~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-727\" href=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/?attachment_id=727\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-727\" style=\"border: 10px solid black;\" title=\"20110201_124404CROP\" src=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110201_124404CROP-450x236.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"236\" \/><\/a>Jacob and Geneva were sent off to his room to read poetry to each other.<br \/>\nHere is Jacob reading,<br \/>\nat a remarkable clip,<br \/>\na very amusing poem entitled,<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Too Many Daves<br \/>\n<\/strong><em>by<br \/>\nDr. Seuss<\/em><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\nDid I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave<br \/>\nHad twenty-three sons and she named them all Dave?<br \/>\nWell, she did.\u00c2\u00a0 And that wasn&#8217;t a smart thing to do.<br \/>\nYou see, when she wants one and calls out, &#8220;Yoo-Hoo!<br \/>\nCome into the house, Dave!&#8221; she doesn&#8217;t get <em>one<\/em>.<br \/>\nAll twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!<br \/>\nThis makes things quite difficult at the McCaves,<br \/>\nAs you can imagine, with so many Daves.<br \/>\nAnd often she wishes that, when they were born,<br \/>\nShe had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn<br \/>\nAnd one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.<br \/>\nand one of them Hot-Shot.\u00c2\u00a0 And one Sunny Jim.<br \/>\nAnd one of them Shadrack.\u00c2\u00a0 And one of them Blinkey.<br \/>\nAnd one of them Stuffy.\u00c2\u00a0 And one of them Stinkey.<br \/>\nAnother one Putt-Putt.\u00c2\u00a0 Another one Moon Face.<br \/>\nAnother one Marvin O&#8217;Gravel Balloon Face.<br \/>\nAnd one of them Ziggy.\u00c2\u00a0 And one Soggy Muff.<br \/>\nOne Buffalo Bill.\u00c2\u00a0 And one Biffalo Buff.<br \/>\nAnd one of them Sneepy.\u00c2\u00a0 And one Weepy Weed.<br \/>\nAnd one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.<br \/>\nAnd one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt<br \/>\nAnd one of them Oliver Boliver Butt<br \/>\nAnd one of them Zanzibar Buck Buck McFate&#8230;<br \/>\nBut she didn&#8217;t do it.\u00c2\u00a0 And now it&#8217;s too late.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-728\" href=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/?attachment_id=728\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-728\" style=\"border: 10px solid black;\" title=\"20110201_124458\" src=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110201_124458-337x450.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"337\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a>Megan studying the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Peloponnesian_War\">Poloponnesian War<\/a><br \/>\n(and doing touch-ups on a character drawing for her novel)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-729\" href=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/?attachment_id=729\"><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-729\" style=\"border: 10px solid black;\" title=\"20110201_124554\" src=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110201_124554-445x450.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"445\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a>Laurent in her online class,<br \/>\ndiscussing the Beatitudes&#8230;<br \/>\n(they were supposed to discuss the Apocalypse of John, but clearly that subject will require at least a full class of its own).<br \/>\nNext on their schedule are books 1-8 of<br \/>\n<em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Confessions_%28St._Augustine%29\">Confessions (St. Augustine<\/a>!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~*~*~*~*~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">After school hours, I proposed a drive-about for the purpose of enjoying the shinyness of the clean minivan.<br \/>\nThe first stop was Wal-mart, where Megan wanted to buy herself some leggings:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-730\" href=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/?attachment_id=730\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-730\" style=\"border: 10px solid black;\" title=\"20110201_155950\" src=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110201_155950-337x450.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"337\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a>The perfect addition to any young lady&#8217;s wardrobe.<br \/>\nWhile she and Laurent were inside<br \/>\n(Laurent had to buy herself some more blue yarn)<br \/>\nwe drove<br \/>\naround<br \/>\nand<br \/>\naround<br \/>\nin the parking lot,<br \/>\nuntil I happened to drive down a row where I saw<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-732\" href=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/?attachment_id=732\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-732\" style=\"border: 10px solid black;\" title=\"challenger-black\" src=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/challenger-black.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/old.adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/challenger-black.jpg 500w, https:\/\/old.adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/challenger-black-270x180.jpg 270w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">a <strong>black <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dodge.com\/en\/2011\/challenger\/reveal.html?bid=5077379&amp;adid=233310283&amp;pid=57224530&amp;KWNM=2011+challenger&amp;KWID=142420297&amp;channel=PS\">Challenger<\/a>.<\/strong><br \/>\nI circled it slowwwwwly, drinking it in from every angle.<br \/>\nMy mother shakes her head.<br \/>\nShe does not understand me.<br \/>\nBut she says I am like my dad.<br \/>\n\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">After Wal-mart<br \/>\n(I was loathe to leave that car behind&#8230;)<br \/>\nwe drove home via a circuitous route,<br \/>\ntaking a detour through the Stadium complex to show mother<br \/>\nthe sights.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-731\" href=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/?attachment_id=731\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-731\" style=\"border: 10px solid black;\" title=\"20110201_163234\" src=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/20110201_163234-450x309.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"309\" \/><\/a>Back home again, Laurent set up shop immediately with her yarn to work on whatever that crafty project is she has going (I think it may be a purse).<br \/>\nShe was amused to notice that she was wearing white and blue,<br \/>\ncrocheting with white and blue yarn,<br \/>\nand wearing white and blue nail polish on her fingernails.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s quite consistent in her likes!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~*~*~*~*~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Laurent and Jacob have brought the<br \/>\n&#8220;8,000 legos&#8221; back to the<br \/>\nliving room,<br \/>\nand are on the home stretch &#8211; Jacob is determined<br \/>\nto finish the Venator tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Tuesday like any other, filled with variety. 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