{"id":5035,"date":"2012-09-03T14:22:56","date_gmt":"2012-09-03T21:22:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nettiesworld.com\/?p=5035"},"modified":"2017-06-28T22:43:16","modified_gmt":"2017-06-29T05:43:16","slug":"heres-blood-in-yer-eye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/old.adoptedjoy.com\/?p=5035","title":{"rendered":"Here&#8217;s blood in yer eye!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"border: 7px solid black;\" src=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/wpid-0903121254.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"350\" height=\"467\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We were finished with lunch at Culver&#8217;s and I was holding the door open for Paul to push mom&#8217;s chair out to the car, when I felt as though something had poked me in the eye. Well what do you do when something pokes you in the eye? Rub the eye of course. This I did, yet by the time I was in the car and ready to start the engine, it was still feeling odd. So I flipped down the visor to take a look in the mirror, and was aghast at the pool of blood filling half my eyeball. I&#8217;ve never had a blood vessel burst in my eye before. It&#8217;s a bit disconcerting. I told mom on the way home that I&#8217;ll have to get an eye patch, and between my patch and her peg leg we should make a pretty decent pirate. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were finished with lunch at Culver&#8217;s and I was holding the door open for Paul to push mom&#8217;s chair out to the car, when I felt as though something had poked me in the eye. Well what do you do when something pokes you in the eye? Rub the eye of course. This I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,49,598,33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-health","category-netties-world","category-out-about","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.adoptedjoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.adoptedjoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.adoptedjoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.adoptedjoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.adoptedjoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5035"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/old.adoptedjoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15123,"href":"https:\/\/old.adoptedjoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5035\/revisions\/15123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.adoptedjoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.adoptedjoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.adoptedjoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}