{"id":4967,"date":"2012-08-09T01:04:26","date_gmt":"2012-08-09T08:04:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nettiesworld.com\/?p=4967"},"modified":"2017-06-28T22:52:30","modified_gmt":"2017-06-29T05:52:30","slug":"time-to-celebrate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/old.adoptedjoy.com\/?p=4967","title":{"rendered":"Time to Celebrate!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In light of our trip to see the doctor and the morning&#8217;s revelations, it seemed only right and fitting that the family all go out this evening to celebrate.\u00a0 <em><strong>Celebrate what?!<\/strong><\/em> You may rightfully ask!\u00a0 Why, the new and improved Oma, of course!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Pauline Holston,<\/strong><br \/>\nGrandmother, a matriarch barely able to walk &#8211;<br \/>\ngentlemen, we can rebuild her.<br \/>\nWe have the technology.<br \/>\nWe have the capability to make the world&#8217;s first Bionic Oma!<br \/>\nPauline Holston will <strong>BE<\/strong> that 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