{"id":234,"date":"2011-01-08T04:19:39","date_gmt":"2011-01-07T23:19:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nettiesworld.com\/?p=234"},"modified":"2017-06-29T12:13:31","modified_gmt":"2017-06-29T19:13:31","slug":"out-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/old.adoptedjoy.com\/?p=234","title":{"rendered":"Out Back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because there is a boy, and he is The Boy, and he is obsessing over all things both Scientific and Horrible, I found these cute little colorful bottles impossible to resist when I saw them at Hobby Lobby.\u00c2\u00a0 I just knew my little alchemist would find a use for them&#8230; and I was correct.\u00c2\u00a0 I found him out back during lunch break, busily concocting all manner of scary potions, which he was kind enough to describe for me:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/20110107_1226441.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-235\" style=\"border: 9px solid black;\" title=\"20110107_122644\" src=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/20110107_1226441-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a>The green bottle is poison&#8230; and so is the red.<br \/>\n(Two different kinds, mind you.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/20110107_1227021.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-237\" style=\"border: 9px solid black;\" title=\"20110107_122702\" src=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/20110107_1227021-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a>You must notice that the mad scientist&#8217;s trusty Droid assistant<br \/>\n(the destroyer droid action figure to the left)<br \/>\nis ready to help him make whatever mad potions he desires.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/20110107_1227481.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-239\" style=\"border: 9px solid black;\" title=\"20110107_122748\" src=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/20110107_1227481-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a>The orange bottle contains a corrosive slime,<br \/>\nsticky,<br \/>\nand much harder to remove<br \/>\nthan watery potions.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/20110107_1226541.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-236\" style=\"border: 9px solid black;\" title=\"20110107_122654\" src=\"http:\/\/adoptedjoy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/20110107_1226541-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a>And the purple bottle contains<br \/>\na volatile potion<br \/>\nlikely to explode at the slightest touch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because there is a boy, and he is The Boy, and he is obsessing over all things both Scientific and Horrible, I found these cute little colorful bottles impossible to resist when I saw them at Hobby Lobby.\u00c2\u00a0 I just knew my little alchemist would find a use for them&#8230; 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