{"id":12586,"date":"2015-05-25T09:04:47","date_gmt":"2015-05-25T16:04:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nettiesworld.com\/?p=12586"},"modified":"2017-06-28T21:03:01","modified_gmt":"2017-06-29T04:03:01","slug":"the-trouble-with-moms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/old.adoptedjoy.com\/?p=12586","title":{"rendered":"The Trouble with Moms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that the young men of my son&#8217;s acquaintance have been engaging in the\u00a0time-honored ritual of back-yard camping, and last week, Jacob decided\u00a0to give it a try. He was determined to live in the back yard for 3 days straight. I admit to being skeptical that he could pull off that long a detox from his computer, but I was certainly game to support the endeavor.<\/p>\n<p>I sent him out to the shed to see if he could find his father&#8217;s back packing tent, and at first he came in with the family-sized one, for which our back yard\u00a0might (barely) have room. 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